BREak uP!!!! :(

The time leading up to, during and even after your break-up can be very stressful. Every aspect of your life is changed during these times (or atleast so you think/feel). Don't be suprised if you lose your sense of humor (especially because your "life is now over" *sob*). Fear not!! :-) you'll get it back! Dont over feed yourself! Dont cry! Dont (and i mean DO  NOT) sleep with some other guy to make yourself feel better and him worse baecause;
1). That makes you a whore
2). He probably couldnt care less!!

Think of things this way...
A lady catches her man in bed with another woman (Eeek!).. She grabs him by his errm..."manhood", and drags him out to the tool shed, where she puts his...errm.."manhood" into the vise. She tightens it down, and removes the lever. *muhahahahaha*... She then picks up a rusty old knife laying there, and slowly advances towards him. The guy (very nervous by this time) asks her "What are you going to do with that knife???" The lady (calmly) hands the knife to him and says "Nothing... I am going to light this shed on fire. You do what you have to."

Hehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!! ah... Who runs the world?! **GIRLS** :-)
And because we do, you really should stop mopping around that your not with him any more...that he cheated or didn't call when he said he would! *rolling eyes* really! You should be HAPPY you aren't together anymore. But "you were meant to be" you say??... If he was meant for you then WHY AREN'T YOU TOGETHER!! why was he doing that other skinny, big lipped, crooked eyed, balding cow!!!!! You deserve much much MUCH more! because you are more! :) Youre beautiful, gifted, intelligent, funny, confident..... the list goes on!!
So next time you're in a situation where you see your ex-boyfriend rolling around in pain on the ground,
what should you do?????........Shoot him again!!!
You should be your star player! Run your life! Dont expect someone to complete your life..look for some one who compliments it! :)
oh yeah, and get a new car for your ex-boyfriend.
It'll be a Great Trade!

XOXOXOXOX


Thought for the day: if youghurt is made from sour milk....how do we know when it's gone bad???